
God Hates Techno
#1 in our series of things God loves to hate, Shirt-Pervert scores some vitamin E with this classic "God Hates Techno" lightening bolt design.
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God Hates Emo
#2 in our series of things God loves to hate, Shirt-Pervert trims that pussy haircut with this classic "God Hates Emo" lightening bolt design.
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God Hates Hip-Hop
#3 in our series of things God loves to hate, Shirt-Pervert says goodbye to the bitches and ho's with this classic "God Hates Hip Hop" lightening bolt design.
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Shutter Shades
With todays fashion trends, I think it's quite apparent that we as a people are just plum out of ideas. Shirt-Pervert starts a fashion revolution with the new "Shutter Shades" sunglasses design.
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John Lennon - New York City
Best on our ringer tee, emulate your favorite Beatle with Shirt-Pervert's classic "New York City" 1970's John Lennon design!
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Led Zeppelin Symbols
Join the pioneers of rock 'n roll with this classic "Led Zeppelin" distressed album symbols design! Available of shirts, mugs, stickers, and more!
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Analog vs Digital
Shirt-Pervert enjoys the best of both worlds with this classic "Analog vs Digital" distressed yin & yang design.
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Johnny Cash - Hurt
The end of a legendary life. Shirt-Pervert show's some respect with the new "Johnny Cash - Hurt" piano design. Get yours today!
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Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues
A great American classic. Shirt-Pervert pumps some iron out in the yard with the new "Stuck In Folsom Prison" Jailhouse design on shirts, mugs, and much more!
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ADHD (ACDC)
Shirt-Pervert says that ritalin rocks with this classic "ADHD" ACDC distressed parody design!
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Celebrate Diversity - Guitars
Shirt-Pervert shows some love with this classic "Celebrate Diversity" guitar collection design. Get it on t-shirts, mugs, stickers & more today!
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Music Is My Religion
Worship at the altar of song with Shirt-Pervert's classic "Music Is My Religion" distressed text design. Available on t-shirts, stickers, and much much more!
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Bring The Noise Boom Box
Back in those days it was the bigger the better. Shirt-Pervert cranks up the volume with this retro "Bring The Noise" boom box design.
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MIMS - This Is Why I'm Hot
Show everyone why YOU'RE hot with Shirt-Pervert's classic "I'm Hot Cause I'm Fly" This Is Why I'm Hot MIMS design.
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The Clash - Rock The Casbah
Here's your chance to wear a classic! Shirt-Pervert puts on a turban with this retro "Rock The Casbah" distressed tribute to The Clash!
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Devo - Whip It!
You know you always wanted one of those cool red hats! Shirt-Pervert makes it crack with this classic "Whip It!" distressed Devo design
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Lionel Richie - Hello
Don't lie...we know you fantasized about that hot, blind black chick too! Shirt-Pervert feels their way with this hilarious new "Lionel Richie - Hello" clay sculpture design.
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Get Your Squeeze On
Perfect for that gamer in your life, Get your squeeze on today with Shirt-Pervert's hilarious new "Accordion Hero" game design.
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Beastie Boys License Plate
Shirt-Pervert gets registered with this classic "License To Il" Beastie Boys - Licensed To Ill tribute design!
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Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey
Got this dance that's more than real! Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel! Put your left leg down - your right leg up! Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup!
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Queen - We Will Rock You (Rushmore)
If you've got blood on your face and you're a big disgrace, then Shirt-Pervert's "Queen - We Will Rock You" Rushmore design is for you! Get it today!
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Old School Cassette
Go retro with Shirt-Pervert's classic "Old School" cassette design. Own it on apparel & gifts today!
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Beatles - I Am The Walrus
Perfect for Beatles fans everywhere, Shirt-Pervert holds your hand with this classic "I Am The Walrus" design.
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That's A-Moray!
If you're a fan of underwater creatures, this design is for you! Shirt-Pervert feels almost Italian with this classic "That's A-Moray" That's Amore' play on words design.
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K-Fed Child Support
He's also helping us jump-start our rap career! Shirt-Pervert draws a line with this classic "K-Fed Snorts His Child Support" Britney Spears design.
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I Love Britney's C-Section Scar!
And why wouldn't we? She shows it off every chance she gets. Shirt-Pervert gets a little randy with this classic "I Love Britney's C-Section Scar" text design.
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Britney Spears - It's Britney Bitch!
Don't call it a comeback, she's been here for years. Shirt-Pervert serves you up smooth with this classic "It's Britney Bitch!" Britney Spears - Gimme More design.
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Ban Rap Music
Bitches and Ho's got feelings too. Shirt-Pervert issues a public service announcement with the new "Ban Rap Music" text design. Get yours today!
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Hip Hop Ya Don't Stop
Be part of the movement with Shirt-Pervert's classic "Hip Hop Ya Don't Stop" rabbit design.
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Gwen Stefani - This Shirt Is Bananas
You know Gavin isn't hittin' that right. That being said, Shirt-Pervert steps up with this classic "This Shirt Is Bananas" Gwen Stefani - Holla Back Girl tribute.
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Rush
Don't lie, it's one of your "desert island" songs too! Shirt-Pervert clears things up with this classic "Rush" text design.
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Amy Winehouse - Rehab
Rehab is for quitters. Shirt-Pervert lays it down with this awesome new "They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab, But I Said No, No, No" Amy Winehouse logo. Own this on both mens & womens apparel today!
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I Wish My Grass Was Emo
If you hate mowing as much as we do, then you'll love Shirt-Pervert's classic "I Wish My Yard Was Emo So It Would Cut Itself" grass design.
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Snoop Dogg - G's Up Ho's Down
Shirt-Pervert gives a shout-out to the D-O-Double-Gizzle with this classic "G's Up How's Down" arrow design. Get yizzours todizzle!
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Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Shirt-Pervert goes TO THE EXTREME with this classic "Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby" too cold design. Get it on t-shirts, stickers, buttons & more today!
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Run DMC - Tricky
The first in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert laces up the Adidas with this classic "Run DMC - Tricky" design.
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TI - Big Shit Poppin
The second in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert can't stop & won't stop with this classic "TI - Big Shit Poppin" design.
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Luniz - I Got 5 On It
The fourth in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert goes halves on a sack with this classic "Luniz - I Got 5 On It" design.
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Kelis - My Milkshake
The fifth in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert brings all the boys to the yard with this classic "Kelis - My Milkshake" design.
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Ice Cube - Good Day
The sixth in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert combs out the curl with this classic "Ice Cube - Good Day" design.
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Eminem Vs. Will Smith
The seventh in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, drops some f-bombs with this classic "Eminem Vs. Will Smith" curse word design.
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Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't Shit
The eighth in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert keeps the G's up & the Ho's down with this classic "Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't Shit" design.
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Digital Underground - Humpty Dance
The ninth in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert gets busy in a Burger King bathroom with this classic "Digital Underground - Humpty Dance" design.
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Big Pun - Still Not A Player
The tenth and last in our SPREADSHEETS YOU CAN WEAR series, Shirt-Pervert lays the smack down with this classic "Big Pun - Still Not A Player" design.
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Kanye West - Gold Digger
Perfect for those money-grubbing ho's, Shirt-Pervert flips a coin with this "Gold Digger" bullion logo design.
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Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems
It's hard to be a bigger pussy than a guy in tights, but somehow these Emo sissies pull it off. Shirt-Pervert closes the book with this classic "Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems" music design.
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Freebird
You can be that guy! Shirt-Pervert holds up a lighter with this classic "I'm The Guy That Yells Freebird At Concerts" Lynryd Skynyrd tribute design.
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Checkity Check Microphone Check One
Freestyling isn't just for black people anymore. Proclaim your total lack of skill with Shirt-Pervert's "Checkity Check Microphone Check One" logo.
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Triangle Players Kick Ass
Move over accordion players. There's a new kid in town. Ladies, start tossin' the panties now with Shirt-Pervert's "Triangle Players Kick Ass" instrument logo design.
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Tool - Not The Band. I'M Just A Tool
Music lover or not, the first step is admitting the problem. Shirt-Pervert delivers with this hilarious new "Tool - Not The Band. I'm Just A Tool" text logo design.
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Michael Jackson - Cuddling Is Magical
We made this logo while we were drunk off the Jesus-Juice. Shirt-Pervert is "Off The Wall" with this classic "Michael Jackson - Cuddling Is Magical" design.
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Christian Music Made Me Crucify My Parents
Sometimes "the right thing" is the "ticket to death by the hands of a teenager thing." Shirt Pervert puts one more nail in the coffin with our "Christian Music Made Me Crucify My Parents" logo.
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I Steal Music Off The Internet
We say screw the man. In this instance, the man is Lars Ulrich. Show your independence with Shirt-Pervert's " I Steal Music Of The Internet" logo.
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End Emo
We here at Shirt-Pervert are not advocates of self mutilation, but we are however fans of people mutilating the self mutilators. We make it very apparent with our new "End Emo" text logo.
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A.C.L. - It's A Celebration Bitches!
Just in time for this year's show, Shirt-Pervert delivers once again with this "ACL - It's A Celebration Bitches" concert logo. Get yours today!
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Let There Be Rock
And on the 8th day, he created air guitar! Shirt-Pervert wails with this awesome new "And The Lord Said Let There Be Rock" God/Guitar logo.
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Hispanic! At The Disco
Mexicans invented the Disco for Christ sake. Shirt-Pervert does a hat dance with our new "Hispanic At The Disco" sombrero logo
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Starship - We Built This City
What kind of a dipshit would build anything on Rock and Roll. Shirt-Pervert is calling for permits with the new "Starship-We Built This City On Rock And Roll" Town logo.
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Roadie
Let everyone know you're with the band with Shirt-Pervert's classic "Roadie" text design.
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Groupie
Let everyone know You Wanna Be With The Band with this classic "Groupie" text logo design.
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Hank Williams Sr. Logo Tee
Perfect for country music fans everywhere, Shirt-Pervert fires up the tractor with this Hank Williams Sr. "Hank" tribute design.
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Willie Nelson Logo Tee
Perfect for country music fans everywhere, Shirt-Pervert pulls the plow with this Willie Nelson "Willie" tribute design.
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Waylon Jennings Logo Tee
Perfect for country music fans everywhere, Shirt-Pervert sharpens the spurs with this Waylon Jennings "Waylon" tribute design.
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Johnny Cash Logo Tee
Perfect for country music fans everywhere, Shirt-Pervert grabs the reigns with this Johnny Cash "Cash" tribute design.
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