Shirt-Pervert Inc. was created one night in 1999 while Aaron & his younger brother Joel were listening to Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall" and doing
tequila shots. What can we say? That man is an inspiration to us all.

We got our start selling bootleg concert tees & baby formula out of the trunks of our car. Since then, it's been a helluva rollercoaster ride, and at the very least, it's kept the stash-box full (how else do you think we come up with this shit?)

At The Office With
Aaron: Chief Executive Officer
Joel: Chief Operating Officer

The ShirtPervert.com website was launched in 2002 and was yet one more outlet for our seemingly endless supply of dick jokes. Our motto is "If Attitudes Are Contagious, Ours May Kill You" and, as you may have noticed, we are equal opportunity offenders making fun of all religious, minority, and political groups so no one gets too cocky. That's our cross to bear (no pun intended),
and we shoulder it with pride.

Our website has gone through many changes over the years, and we feel like we've finally come to the point where we have done just about all we can do using this Commodore 64. Next year we plan on upgrading to an etch-a-sketch. When we get that, watch out bitches!

Somewhere along the way we picked up 2 more vagrants to help us with our design & technical work. Our CMO Mikey (The Mick) was recruited while holding a sign on a dirty street corner that said "It Burns When I Pee. Can I Get A Dolla?" We knew that anyone that clever had to lead our design and marketing teams. We just have to shave him every now and then to keep the crabs from overtaking the office. CMO's with track-marks kick ass.

Mikey (AKA "The Mick"): Chief Marketing Officer

The next piece of shit getting a paycheck from us is our CIO "Sammy The Jew". He seriously looks just like Sammy Davis Jr. and he loves unleavened bread. To be quite honest, he really drives no value. One day we'll treat him like Milton and just "fix the glitch". Seriously, his mom should have swallowed.

Sammy The Jew: Chief Information Officer

Always saving the day are the wives Andrea & Melanie. Although easily irritated (daddy have must missed a few dance recitals), they take good care of us, put up with our shit, and seldom bitch about serving us meals at the computer.

The Old Ladies: Andrea & Mel

Last on our team is our home-slice & patent attorney Dale "Chewie" Baca. He's a great bulldog to sick on those folks who like to violate our intellectual property rights. We highly recommend him if you're in the market.

Dale (AKA "Chewie") Baca: Attorney At Large

Before we close, we'll throw a shout-out to all you perverted bastards out there who "share the sickness" by sending your miscellaneous ideas and artwork. We love waking up to see the crazy shit you guys come up with. Keep 'em coming! Our fans are a huge part of this creative team.
We wouldn't be at the top of this shit-heap without you!

Peace Out Yo!

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